Gwen comes home excited after an evening on the town with her peers.
Gwen: You'll never guess where we went! We were really hungry and wanted to get a burger, and every place was full or closed, except for one. Go on, guess.
Parents try to guess, wrong.
Gwen: Hooters! Every restaurant except Hooters was full, so we went there. But the waitress gave us horrible service. I didn't even tip. All the girls agreed. Only the boy we had along thought it was still worth tipping.
George: I'm shocked, shocked, that only the boy appreciated the service at Hooters, and the girls didn't.
Gwen: No, it's not like that! The service was really terrible, it took almost an hour and our food was cold when we got it.
Parents: Were there other customers in the restaurant?
Gwen: Yes, it was about half full.
George: Were the other customers also mostly female college students?
Gwen: No, they were mostly adult men.
George: I'm, shocked, shocked that the Hooters waitress paid more attention to the tables with adult men than to the table with mostly college age women.
Gwen: No, it's not like that!