Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Obedience 101

Gwen: I have obedient kids
Me: How?
Gwen: It is a long story.. oh well. Once upon a time, I was walking in the woods and came across a small hut on a chicken legs. Inside lived a bad witch, so I had to tie her up, and then I saw these kids! Poor kids! I went into the basement, found all the treasures and gold and took the kids with me. So now I have three well-behaved kids: my duck, little piggy and sheep
Me: As well behaved as I have you, right?
Gwen: No, sometimes I am naughty. It is really really hard to be obedient. You really have to escape the witch to be well-behaved
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Amazing how Russian folklore seeps into everyday fantasy

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