Aunt Ksenia tells this story of Gwen in first grade.
Gwen: I know what Dad does at his job and what Mom does at hers. Aunt Ksenia, what do you do?
Ksenia: I'm a consultant. I give people advice, for money.
Gwen runs off: Mom, mom! I've been giving people advice at school all year and no one has been paying me!
